http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69?format=rss Tribe.net. Local Connections http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#02f0d86e-f271-4e5a-9ad8-dd7254d0ff78 "STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!" Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:58:17 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#02f0d86e-f271-4e5a-9ad8-dd7254d0ff78 droop 2008-07-11T05:58:17Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#530ccb97-669e-41d4-a364-4da78fd0eea8 "Don't be such a baby, Kif. Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball." Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:41:49 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#530ccb97-669e-41d4-a364-4da78fd0eea8 Lucas 2008-07-09T03:41:49Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#b7c8bdfb-bd70-4c69-9ca2-1fa345fcd58e He's got some of the best lines in the show but my favourites are: "She looks like a steak house but she handles like a bistro" and "April thirteenth…point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question"! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:42:54 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#b7c8bdfb-bd70-4c69-9ca2-1fa345fcd58e matthew 2008-06-24T10:42:54Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b9e9623-e696-41d5-8eb7-ee85b2d4a29d Zapp:the lady Leela Professor:you two know eachother Leela:Yes we've met Bender:Was the before or after you slept with him hahahahahaha Sat, 03 May 2008 01:27:50 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b9e9623-e696-41d5-8eb7-ee85b2d4a29d IAN 2008-05-03T01:27:50Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e97bccfb-d26b-4e77-99ed-647729b69a82 "You'll be negotiating with the balls mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah... " Fri, 02 May 2008 15:39:28 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e97bccfb-d26b-4e77-99ed-647729b69a82 ROb 2008-05-02T15:39:28Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#43a6c9fa-bc70-4edf-b06a-7cc6e6b4eade forgot this one "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast" Thu, 01 May 2008 23:17:55 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#43a6c9fa-bc70-4edf-b06a-7cc6e6b4eade rert 2008-05-01T23:17:55Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#67ed3d50-c1c8-4d08-9019-e7332e980ff0 Zap. "Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts." Kif: "The boy, sir?" Zap: "You, Kif. You lay out my formal shorts." Thu, 01 May 2008 23:15:28 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#67ed3d50-c1c8-4d08-9019-e7332e980ff0 rert 2008-05-01T23:15:28Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#313f666b-51c6-4a7f-9576-35fa7a0522e8 From WAR IS THE H WORD: "Watch where you're shooting, private. You spooked Felicity. There, there, boy." Felicity?!?!? Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:05:41 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#313f666b-51c6-4a7f-9576-35fa7a0522e8 Gary the No-Trash Cougar 2008-04-29T08:05:41Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#802981cb-d4e7-4fbe-a8f4-a17463996b88 Zapp: Where is the umbrella Kiff? Thats what makes it a whisky on the rocks Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:55:15 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#802981cb-d4e7-4fbe-a8f4-a17463996b88 IAN 2008-04-27T23:55:15Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#701bc957-b393-437c-82d2-6e8f5d558f45 Zapp: That's the problem with these nuetrals, you never know where they stand. DAMN THEIR NUETRALITY Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:53:01 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#701bc957-b393-437c-82d2-6e8f5d558f45 IAN 2008-04-27T23:53:01Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bc05fc9f-40ff-4342-8e56-bc1a8c480eb0 Branigan's Law. What law Kif? *sigh* Branigan's Law sir hahaha the sigh rocks Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:46:56 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bc05fc9f-40ff-4342-8e56-bc1a8c480eb0 IAN 2008-04-27T16:46:56Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cb414a5b-1077-47e2-8f20-72b5ac07e0f3 Zapp:" Hmm, 198 billion babies in a few weeks, we'll need an army of super virile men scoring round the clock! I'll do my part, Kif, clear my schedule" Kif:" Argh" (shakes Etch-A-Sketch) Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:26:15 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cb414a5b-1077-47e2-8f20-72b5ac07e0f3 Xak 2008-04-01T15:26:15Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#023c5edf-8155-47ce-99a1-99e831eacd7c top 3 " Kiff I m heading to the restroom, and I ll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you re crying like a woman " " May I say you are the most amazing trio of gigantic ladies I ve ever seen... " " Yes!! it was in all the papers! " Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:37:44 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#023c5edf-8155-47ce-99a1-99e831eacd7c diego 2008-03-25T04:37:44Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51895f9a-59de-4d8b-9830-3a703c7e147b I cant believe nobody's posted this one yet... "If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?" Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:26:22 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51895f9a-59de-4d8b-9830-3a703c7e147b Al 2008-02-17T01:26:22Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d895135b-5ac4-4132-a6a6-c0e2151602f8 Zapp: You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Leela has ANY of those things. Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:55:31 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d895135b-5ac4-4132-a6a6-c0e2151602f8 Xak 2008-01-29T20:55:31Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#dccbdbd1-b71e-471c-b282-db49bd2f4117 Couldn't resist posting one more :P Zapp: "So, this Leela, I know she's a very sensuous woman, but what manner of captain is she?" Fry: "She's very strict." Bender: "And mean." Z: "I see, does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?" F: "No, she just makes us do work and stuff." Z: "Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed." Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:50:31 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#dccbdbd1-b71e-471c-b282-db49bd2f4117 Ron 2008-01-24T04:50:31Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0dfe4068-17a8-485d-beee-7a3f778f8f4f Fry: Uhh, just so we know: who‘s the enemy?” Brannigan: “A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!” Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:35:39 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0dfe4068-17a8-485d-beee-7a3f778f8f4f Ron 2008-01-24T04:35:39Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cefa185e-5d84-4e95-b658-fb56ce231a08 You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down. Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:06:57 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cefa185e-5d84-4e95-b658-fb56ce231a08 Matt 2007-12-21T17:06:57Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51493279-f937-421c-b1cc-3395385b607c It goes without saying Zap is everyone's favorite character. We made him president twice. Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:36:48 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51493279-f937-421c-b1cc-3395385b607c Hypno 2007-09-01T18:36:48Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#920bbb15-d24a-4567-b3d8-a1d54cf098c4 "Let fly the white flag of war" "and that Kif is why you'll never be captain" "its real velour" "they call me The Velour Fog" "ahh pre-war scotch" "it was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed." "anyways it was mostly kiffs fault" The Zapper is without a doubt my favorite cartoon character of all time. so much that i sometimes refer to myself in the third person as "The Velour Fog" Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:06:04 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#920bbb15-d24a-4567-b3d8-a1d54cf098c4 Goulet 2007-09-01T04:06:04Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bee46940-30de-4faf-a775-15510b9e310c Zap: One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think. Kiff: No, it doesn't. love all-ways, mem Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:05:47 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bee46940-30de-4faf-a775-15510b9e310c MaryEllen 2007-08-15T23:05:47Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5fc1881e-faa0-4ce7-9943-0afee18beb7c How did I defeat the killbots, simple, I sent wave after wave of my own men knowing full well that eventually the killbots would reach there kill limit and shut down. and Lela, could you ask a bit more sexfully Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:18:04 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5fc1881e-faa0-4ce7-9943-0afee18beb7c Glyph 2007-08-15T20:18:04Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#785b84af-7e65-4eb0-b1f9-4998c4ab99ac A friend wanted me to put this one up: "Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious." Tue, 07 Aug 2007 15:53:28 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#785b84af-7e65-4eb0-b1f9-4998c4ab99ac ROb 2007-08-07T15:53:28Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#186d3f5e-7f8f-4ace-b78d-546551ed7e4b Now that's a wave of destruction thats easy on the eyes. Fri, 27 Jul 2007 00:31:17 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#186d3f5e-7f8f-4ace-b78d-546551ed7e4b David 2007-07-27T00:31:17Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8f4d972e-24d2-4d75-8abc-90d0e3bdba13 [Scene: Wheel Room. Comets are zooming around all over the place outside the ship.] Kif: Sir, remember your course correction? Zapp: No. Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped. Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing. Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:43:31 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8f4d972e-24d2-4d75-8abc-90d0e3bdba13 anth² 2007-06-15T07:43:31Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#36a58d1f-db99-498c-962e-0b4173adcbb8 We had snoo snoo.. Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:57:13 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#36a58d1f-db99-498c-962e-0b4173adcbb8 Sasch 2007-04-30T20:57:13Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2ebedf94-68f0-4604-869e-4718d0881873 That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing. lol Oh God, you're killing me. OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME! Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:44:39 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2ebedf94-68f0-4604-869e-4718d0881873 ki-ren 2007-03-30T20:44:39Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d104f10f-80be-4aeb-ba46-f45ba0c4f700 My favorite was- " We're sure its a women this time? Right Kif." Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:31:47 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d104f10f-80be-4aeb-ba46-f45ba0c4f700 Greg 2007-03-27T23:31:47Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e8bdf65e-29a7-4d6b-ace2-2e78b8c12301 Funny! I love that episode. Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:29:35 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e8bdf65e-29a7-4d6b-ace2-2e78b8c12301 Greg 2007-03-27T23:29:35Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#56ad0c13-8025-4f31-bc21-11d91ef7df3f Zap: "These would be great with some gwack-a-mole!" Lrrr: "It is pronounced 'guacamole'. And stop eating our young!" From "The Problem with Popplers", one of the better episodes. Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:50:40 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#56ad0c13-8025-4f31-bc21-11d91ef7df3f Skye 2007-03-13T03:50:40Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bcd627bb-a0d7-48c7-93e7-6708423da1bc My favorite quote by zap , bar none, just has to be in 'Kif gets knocked up a notch'. ATTILA THE HUN: Wait! don't shoot fire stick in space kanoe! cause explosive decompression! ZAP: Spare me your space-age techno-babble Attila the Hun Makes me giggle everytime i hear it!! Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:11:10 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bcd627bb-a0d7-48c7-93e7-6708423da1bc Phill 2007-03-09T11:11:10Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2461fd40-66f9-40fd-bf75-f0190b0c5db6 "Feel that, Kif. That's crushed velvet" (Showing off his new uniform) Wed, 07 Jun 2006 19:46:12 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2461fd40-66f9-40fd-bf75-f0190b0c5db6 Ira 2006-06-07T19:46:12Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#05ce102f-9098-4588-9af3-8e88df6ae8fd Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant so-- Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman. " Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:56:51 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#05ce102f-9098-4588-9af3-8e88df6ae8fd krayg 2006-06-03T04:56:51Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4b0538af-0648-4d5d-bcdc-b90bc63fedff Shoving Kif to the side on the karaoke stage-----"All right amatuer hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...." Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:15:57 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4b0538af-0648-4d5d-bcdc-b90bc63fedff Rebecca 2006-06-01T21:15:57Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5192036c-f272-4f83-b4a0-2d8e500a5ab4 C'mon girdle....hold... also, "leela, does the company that makes your bra make a girdle as well? I'm asking cuz a friend of mine..." Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:08:43 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5192036c-f272-4f83-b4a0-2d8e500a5ab4 Cherubic 2006-06-01T18:08:43Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#82069022-eafd-425f-8a50-74af0fb9632a This quote is from the episod "Amazon women in the mood" "Damn gravity... you again!" Sun, 28 May 2006 20:00:43 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#82069022-eafd-425f-8a50-74af0fb9632a Jakob 2006-05-28T20:00:43Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#c4f4636e-8ce8-41f5-84f6-ce349a6e2785 Hehe, nice quotes, it's getting difficult...let's see.. "And now for the battle plan. As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. ....Surprise!!" (pushes the button of the trapdoor) Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:50:09 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#c4f4636e-8ce8-41f5-84f6-ce349a6e2785 $item.owner.firstName 2006-03-17T10:50:09Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bb289315-88f2-4535-a010-e8e2c751c2b2 Soon, you'll be back for a taste of sweet, sweet candy.... BAM. Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:38:05 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bb289315-88f2-4535-a010-e8e2c751c2b2 Aeon 2006-03-16T12:38:05Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2a4d149e-e313-41a0-a705-38f9fb4256b1 "that's whatever you were talking about for you..." "It's real Velour, let yourself go.." Sat, 04 Mar 2006 00:36:12 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2a4d149e-e313-41a0-a705-38f9fb4256b1 Eggman 2006-03-04T00:36:12Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8fa2703e-2816-478f-acb5-76e104568472 "I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure..." Oh what a charmer he is. Thu, 02 Mar 2006 20:50:03 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8fa2703e-2816-478f-acb5-76e104568472 Habobi 2006-03-02T20:50:03Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7a3b2427-ade0-4e87-b456-3d80c46c4738 Kif reminds me a lot of me when I had a similarly pompous & oblivious asshole for a boss. Tue, 21 Feb 2006 13:14:57 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7a3b2427-ade0-4e87-b456-3d80c46c4738 $item.owner.firstName 2006-02-21T13:14:57Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#69cebe24-bb9f-456e-9cad-277788520d9e Kif's sigh is ALWAYS the best part. Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:59:35 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#69cebe24-bb9f-456e-9cad-277788520d9e Edward 2006-02-21T12:59:35Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#79b5df59-848a-4269-a27f-c73a31a5cc8a "Brannigan's law is a lot like brannigans love, Hard and fast" Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson." Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?" Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia." (the best part is Kif's sigh... *G*) Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:40:05 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#79b5df59-848a-4269-a27f-c73a31a5cc8a Ray 2006-02-21T07:40:05Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5bb23f25-5b67-4f7f-b83b-d79e11000b3c I just watched the Titanic episode, and two quotes had me rolling... again! "She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!" -walking up to Leela and Fry kissing- "Leela, perhaps this is an ackward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I want you to know that I'll be there to score you on the rebound." Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:14:42 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5bb23f25-5b67-4f7f-b83b-d79e11000b3c Jeff 2006-02-21T07:14:42Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#49762705-07fb-478b-ba24-cf0aa57a028b <<< "Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?" >>> Leela: "I didn't know you were such a coin-a-suir." Thu, 16 Feb 2006 13:11:18 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#49762705-07fb-478b-ba24-cf0aa57a028b Grey 2006-02-16T13:11:18Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7560ce5d-d5b6-4b80-9a0d-fc2defc87732 That's it -- I'm putting a sign on the bedroom door labelling it "The Lovenasium". Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:55:27 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7560ce5d-d5b6-4b80-9a0d-fc2defc87732 Edward 2006-02-15T21:55:27Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#30dd9a88-05a5-420a-b9b5-2fc24fc3a4df I admit I've quoted Zap and referred to my bedroom "... or as I like to call it, the Lovenasium." It worked better for Zap. Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:48:42 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#30dd9a88-05a5-420a-b9b5-2fc24fc3a4df DCreader 2006-02-15T21:48:42Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#791409fa-2a83-419d-a888-2a8340f792f2 I saw a conversation heart candy today that simply said "hello". My first thought was of the guys on the neutral planet. "If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello. " Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:16:26 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#791409fa-2a83-419d-a888-2a8340f792f2 Josh 2006-02-15T04:16:26Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4454fbac-8b6f-4709-a827-d7006f8affb6 "I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service" from amazon women in the mood when talking about basketball "Stop, you're killing me. <THUD> STOP! You're KILLING me!" "she's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!" "you're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!" "Fly the white flag of war" I think that sums up my favs. Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:35:26 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4454fbac-8b6f-4709-a827-d7006f8affb6 alphawhun 2006-02-14T06:35:26Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#18e9dea3-9889-4471-a6fe-81c040417154 "I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!" This has seemed a very apt quote on many occasions over the past few years... Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:13:37 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#18e9dea3-9889-4471-a6fe-81c040417154 RAB 2006-02-12T06:13:37Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b637aa6-cd7d-40a3-8a8b-20ceefee5a9e "Lower...lower...lower...TO LOW!...lower" In the shower with kif. Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:26:56 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b637aa6-cd7d-40a3-8a8b-20ceefee5a9e Jeff 2006-02-12T04:26:56Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4d99d650-3b98-47dc-b86f-5e70140afcf8 "Kif! Show them the medal I won." Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:25:47 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4d99d650-3b98-47dc-b86f-5e70140afcf8 Jeff 2006-02-12T04:25:47Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7cc36706-a57f-4c4d-ad0d-88d511d1f93e "It's an emergency, sir." "Come back when it's a catastrophe!" *CRASH* "Ohhh very well." Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:23:03 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7cc36706-a57f-4c4d-ad0d-88d511d1f93e Willie 2006-02-12T04:23:03Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cdbf17de-7fb3-4517-adf1-810ede95ac17 From the episode Put your head on my shoulder: Zapp to his date: "But baby, you never showed me your surprise!” Sat, 11 Feb 2006 23:03:38 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cdbf17de-7fb3-4517-adf1-810ede95ac17 Hernari 2006-02-11T23:03:38Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#1bd3946b-7ac0-46eb-b03f-050e57c57b36 that's a great one - always good when he brings in Kif for some strange request like... "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors... kif, we have a conundrum. get me some paper, a rock and some scissors." Fri, 08 Jul 2005 15:51:33 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#1bd3946b-7ac0-46eb-b03f-050e57c57b36 Tri 2005-07-08T15:51:33Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#638f7fd9-f284-4bdc-861d-960aca7abf46 oh - and this bit always gets me... Zapp: Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular. Kif: What shall I do with your Jergens, sir? Zapp: Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows. Fri, 08 Jul 2005 08:59:16 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#638f7fd9-f284-4bdc-861d-960aca7abf46 sponge 2005-07-08T08:59:16Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f4c1e75a-48a9-4228-a86f-fff065ffe61e dammit Tri! you stole my favorite one! well, a close second is then "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in." from the same episode... Fri, 08 Jul 2005 08:56:27 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f4c1e75a-48a9-4228-a86f-fff065ffe61e sponge 2005-07-08T08:56:27Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f10bc352-e1bc-46e2-a643-f76ba495e666 "I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service." Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:35:21 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f10bc352-e1bc-46e2-a643-f76ba495e666 Tri 2005-07-07T15:35:21Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9644013f-f0d5-4b6c-b754-11d71710d956 "I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing. Thu, 07 Jul 2005 03:24:25 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9644013f-f0d5-4b6c-b754-11d71710d956 mike 2005-07-07T03:24:25Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#66cd11e1-e8fb-46b7-bdfe-826d146dd894 "The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised." Wed, 06 Jul 2005 16:58:44 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#66cd11e1-e8fb-46b7-bdfe-826d146dd894 davey 2005-07-06T16:58:44Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0a77ebff-1489-4969-b81a-8dc4c6fef630 "I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies." "That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality." "Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?" Tue, 05 Jul 2005 18:59:26 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0a77ebff-1489-4969-b81a-8dc4c6fef630 Tri 2005-07-05T18:59:26Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#de2e1b48-11a4-4c2c-acec-310b89e6716d "Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something." Mon, 04 Jul 2005 06:04:14 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#de2e1b48-11a4-4c2c-acec-310b89e6716d Cam 2005-07-04T06:04:14Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bbe02b23-9602-4aa8-87b1-36713794b4d8 "You disgust me....go on" "Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!" "Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!" Mon, 04 Jul 2005 05:23:55 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bbe02b23-9602-4aa8-87b1-36713794b4d8 Kerzo 2005-07-04T05:23:55Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0ae12f98-001c-46f6-a5bd-127508dda6e1 My all-time fave is.... "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!" Sun, 03 Jul 2005 06:09:37 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0ae12f98-001c-46f6-a5bd-127508dda6e1 $item.owner.firstName 2005-07-03T06:09:37Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#ef6214d2-6b01-4c82-84e0-ea8337c7bfc4 Sex-lexia? I guess so. *Hee Hee Hee Hee!* (says I, in a Bender-like giggle) Either that, or Leela had a problem he deemed 'sexy'. Sat, 02 Jul 2005 11:21:09 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#ef6214d2-6b01-4c82-84e0-ea8337c7bfc4 Glenn 2005-07-02T11:21:09Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#eaaac522-e77d-4142-b484-b90d02979485 i always thought it was "made it" Did you mean his very sexy learning disorder, sex-lexia? hahaha Sat, 02 Jul 2005 11:06:57 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#eaaac522-e77d-4142-b484-b90d02979485 Leanne 2005-07-02T11:06:57Z http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#fc64090f-2ea9-4844-9340-0884cad65e1e I love the voice Billy West uses for this big lug. The clueless arrogance, oily pseudo-charm, and the witless, remorseless bungling come shining through. It's damn-near perfect. Billy's the best. "Kif, I've made it (or was it 'mated'?) with a woman!" "I have a very...sexy...problem..." Sat, 02 Jul 2005 10:21:15 GMT http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#fc64090f-2ea9-4844-9340-0884cad65e1e Glenn 2005-07-02T10:21:15Z