Tribe.net. Local Connections droop http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#02f0d86e-f271-4e5a-9ad8-dd7254d0ff78 2008-07-11T05:58:17Z 2008-07-11T05:58:17Z

"STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!"

droop 2008-07-11T05:58:17Z Lucas http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#530ccb97-669e-41d4-a364-4da78fd0eea8 2008-07-09T03:41:49Z 2008-07-09T03:41:49Z

"Don't be such a baby, Kif. Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball."

Lucas 2008-07-09T03:41:49Z matthew http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#b7c8bdfb-bd70-4c69-9ca2-1fa345fcd58e 2008-06-24T10:42:54Z 2008-06-24T10:42:54Z

He's got some of the best lines in the show but my favourites are: "She looks like a steak house but she handles like a bistro" and "April thirteenth…point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question"!

matthew 2008-06-24T10:42:54Z IAN http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b9e9623-e696-41d5-8eb7-ee85b2d4a29d 2008-05-03T01:27:50Z 2008-05-03T01:27:50Z

Zapp:the lady Leela Professor:you two know eachother Leela:Yes we've met Bender:Was the before or after you slept with him hahahahahaha

IAN 2008-05-03T01:27:50Z ROb http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e97bccfb-d26b-4e77-99ed-647729b69a82 2008-05-02T15:39:28Z 2008-05-02T15:39:28Z

"You'll be negotiating with the balls mysterious leaders, the Brain Balls. They've got a lot of brains, and they've got a lot of chutzpah... "

ROb 2008-05-02T15:39:28Z rert http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#43a6c9fa-bc70-4edf-b06a-7cc6e6b4eade 2008-05-01T23:17:55Z 2008-05-01T23:17:55Z

forgot this one "Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast"

rert 2008-05-01T23:17:55Z rert http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#67ed3d50-c1c8-4d08-9019-e7332e980ff0 2008-05-01T23:15:28Z 2008-05-01T23:15:28Z

Zap. "Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts." Kif: "The boy, sir?" Zap: "You, Kif. You lay out my formal shorts."

rert 2008-05-01T23:15:28Z Gary the No-Trash Cougar http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#313f666b-51c6-4a7f-9576-35fa7a0522e8 2008-04-29T08:05:41Z 2008-04-29T08:05:41Z

From WAR IS THE H WORD: "Watch where you're shooting, private. You spooked Felicity. There, there, boy." Felicity?!?!?

Gary the No-Trash Cougar 2008-04-29T08:05:41Z IAN http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#802981cb-d4e7-4fbe-a8f4-a17463996b88 2008-04-27T23:55:15Z 2008-04-27T23:55:15Z

Zapp: Where is the umbrella Kiff? Thats what makes it a whisky on the rocks

IAN 2008-04-27T23:55:15Z IAN http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#701bc957-b393-437c-82d2-6e8f5d558f45 2008-04-27T23:53:01Z 2008-04-27T23:53:01Z

Zapp: That's the problem with these nuetrals, you never know where they stand. DAMN THEIR NUETRALITY

IAN 2008-04-27T23:53:01Z IAN http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bc05fc9f-40ff-4342-8e56-bc1a8c480eb0 2008-04-27T16:46:56Z 2008-04-27T16:46:56Z

Branigan's Law. What law Kif? *sigh* Branigan's Law sir hahaha the sigh rocks

IAN 2008-04-27T16:46:56Z Xak http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cb414a5b-1077-47e2-8f20-72b5ac07e0f3 2008-04-01T15:26:15Z 2008-04-01T15:26:15Z

Zapp:" Hmm, 198 billion babies in a few weeks, we'll need an army of super virile men scoring round the clock! I'll do my part, Kif, clear my schedule" Kif:" Argh" (shakes Etch-A-Sketch)

Xak 2008-04-01T15:26:15Z diego http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#023c5edf-8155-47ce-99a1-99e831eacd7c 2008-03-25T04:37:44Z 2008-03-25T04:37:44Z

top 3 " Kiff I m heading to the restroom, and I ll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you re crying like a woman " " May I say you are the most amazing trio of gigantic ladies I ve ever seen... " " Yes!! it was in all the papers! "

diego 2008-03-25T04:37:44Z Al http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51895f9a-59de-4d8b-9830-3a703c7e147b 2008-02-17T01:26:22Z 2008-02-17T01:26:22Z

I cant believe nobody's posted this one yet... "If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?"

Al 2008-02-17T01:26:22Z Xak http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d895135b-5ac4-4132-a6a6-c0e2151602f8 2008-01-29T20:55:31Z 2008-01-29T20:55:31Z

Zapp: You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Leela has ANY of those things.

Xak 2008-01-29T20:55:31Z Ron http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#dccbdbd1-b71e-471c-b282-db49bd2f4117 2008-01-24T04:50:31Z 2008-01-24T04:50:31Z

Couldn't resist posting one more :P Zapp: "So, this Leela, I know she's a very sensuous woman, but what manner of captain is she?" Fry: "She's very strict." Bender: "And mean." Z: "I see, does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?" F: "No, she just makes us do work and stuff." Z: "Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed."

Ron 2008-01-24T04:50:31Z Ron http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0dfe4068-17a8-485d-beee-7a3f778f8f4f 2008-01-24T04:35:39Z 2008-01-24T04:35:39Z

Fry: Uhh, just so we know: who‘s the enemy?” Brannigan: “A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!”

Ron 2008-01-24T04:35:39Z Matt http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cefa185e-5d84-4e95-b658-fb56ce231a08 2007-12-21T17:06:57Z 2007-12-21T17:06:57Z

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

Matt 2007-12-21T17:06:57Z Hypno http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#51493279-f937-421c-b1cc-3395385b607c 2007-09-01T18:36:48Z 2007-09-01T18:36:48Z

It goes without saying Zap is everyone's favorite character. We made him president twice.

Hypno 2007-09-01T18:36:48Z Goulet http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#920bbb15-d24a-4567-b3d8-a1d54cf098c4 2007-09-01T04:06:04Z 2007-09-01T04:06:04Z

"Let fly the white flag of war" "and that Kif is why you'll never be captain" "its real velour" "they call me The Velour Fog" "ahh pre-war scotch" "it was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed." "anyways it was mostly kiffs fault" The Zapper is without a doubt my favorite cartoon character of all time. so much that i sometimes refer to myself in the third person as "The Velour Fog"

Goulet 2007-09-01T04:06:04Z MaryEllen http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bee46940-30de-4faf-a775-15510b9e310c 2007-08-15T23:05:47Z 2007-08-15T23:05:47Z

Zap: One day a man has everything. The next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think. Kiff: No, it doesn't. love all-ways, mem

MaryEllen 2007-08-15T23:05:47Z Glyph http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5fc1881e-faa0-4ce7-9943-0afee18beb7c 2007-08-15T20:18:04Z 2007-08-15T20:18:04Z

How did I defeat the killbots, simple, I sent wave after wave of my own men knowing full well that eventually the killbots would reach there kill limit and shut down. and Lela, could you ask a bit more sexfully

Glyph 2007-08-15T20:18:04Z ROb http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#785b84af-7e65-4eb0-b1f9-4998c4ab99ac 2007-08-07T15:53:28Z 2007-08-07T15:53:28Z

A friend wanted me to put this one up: "Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious."

ROb 2007-08-07T15:53:28Z David http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#186d3f5e-7f8f-4ace-b78d-546551ed7e4b 2007-07-27T00:31:17Z 2007-07-27T00:31:17Z

Now that's a wave of destruction thats easy on the eyes.

David 2007-07-27T00:31:17Z anth² http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8f4d972e-24d2-4d75-8abc-90d0e3bdba13 2007-06-15T07:43:31Z 2007-06-15T07:43:31Z

[Scene: Wheel Room. Comets are zooming around all over the place outside the ship.] Kif: Sir, remember your course correction? Zapp: No. Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped. Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing.

anth² 2007-06-15T07:43:31Z Sasch http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#36a58d1f-db99-498c-962e-0b4173adcbb8 2007-04-30T20:57:13Z 2007-04-30T20:57:13Z

We had snoo snoo..

Sasch 2007-04-30T20:57:13Z ki-ren http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2ebedf94-68f0-4604-869e-4718d0881873 2007-03-30T20:44:39Z 2007-03-30T20:44:39Z

That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing. lol Oh God, you're killing me. OH GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME!

ki-ren 2007-03-30T20:44:39Z Greg http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#d104f10f-80be-4aeb-ba46-f45ba0c4f700 2007-03-27T23:31:47Z 2007-03-27T23:31:47Z

My favorite was- " We're sure its a women this time? Right Kif."

Greg 2007-03-27T23:31:47Z Greg http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#e8bdf65e-29a7-4d6b-ace2-2e78b8c12301 2007-03-27T23:29:35Z 2007-03-27T23:29:35Z

Funny! I love that episode.

Greg 2007-03-27T23:29:35Z Skye http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#56ad0c13-8025-4f31-bc21-11d91ef7df3f 2007-03-13T03:50:40Z 2007-03-13T03:50:40Z

Zap: "These would be great with some gwack-a-mole!" Lrrr: "It is pronounced 'guacamole'. And stop eating our young!" From "The Problem with Popplers", one of the better episodes.

Skye 2007-03-13T03:50:40Z Phill http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bcd627bb-a0d7-48c7-93e7-6708423da1bc 2007-03-09T11:11:10Z 2007-03-09T11:11:10Z

My favorite quote by zap , bar none, just has to be in 'Kif gets knocked up a notch'. ATTILA THE HUN: Wait! don't shoot fire stick in space kanoe! cause explosive decompression! ZAP: Spare me your space-age techno-babble Attila the Hun Makes me giggle everytime i hear it!!

Phill 2007-03-09T11:11:10Z Ira http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2461fd40-66f9-40fd-bf75-f0190b0c5db6 2006-06-07T19:46:12Z 2006-06-07T19:46:12Z

"Feel that, Kif. That's crushed velvet" (Showing off his new uniform)

Ira 2006-06-07T19:46:12Z krayg http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#05ce102f-9098-4588-9af3-8e88df6ae8fd 2006-06-03T04:56:51Z 2006-06-03T04:56:51Z

Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant so-- Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman. "

krayg 2006-06-03T04:56:51Z Rebecca http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4b0538af-0648-4d5d-bcdc-b90bc63fedff 2006-06-01T21:15:57Z 2006-06-01T21:15:57Z

Shoving Kif to the side on the karaoke stage-----"All right amatuer hour's over. Let me show you why they call me the Velour Fog...."

Rebecca 2006-06-01T21:15:57Z Cherubic http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5192036c-f272-4f83-b4a0-2d8e500a5ab4 2006-06-01T18:08:43Z 2006-06-01T18:08:43Z

C'mon girdle....hold... also, "leela, does the company that makes your bra make a girdle as well? I'm asking cuz a friend of mine..."

Cherubic 2006-06-01T18:08:43Z Jakob http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#82069022-eafd-425f-8a50-74af0fb9632a 2006-05-28T20:00:43Z 2006-05-28T20:00:43Z

This quote is from the episod "Amazon women in the mood" "Damn gravity... you again!"

Jakob 2006-05-28T20:00:43Z $item.owner.firstName http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#c4f4636e-8ce8-41f5-84f6-ce349a6e2785 2006-03-17T10:50:09Z 2006-03-17T10:50:09Z

Hehe, nice quotes, it's getting difficult...let's see.. "And now for the battle plan. As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. ....Surprise!!" (pushes the button of the trapdoor)

$item.owner.firstName 2006-03-17T10:50:09Z Aeon http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bb289315-88f2-4535-a010-e8e2c751c2b2 2006-03-16T12:38:05Z 2006-03-16T12:38:05Z

Soon, you'll be back for a taste of sweet, sweet candy.... BAM.

Aeon 2006-03-16T12:38:05Z Eggman http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#2a4d149e-e313-41a0-a705-38f9fb4256b1 2006-03-04T00:36:12Z 2006-03-04T00:36:12Z

"that's whatever you were talking about for you..." "It's real Velour, let yourself go.."

Eggman 2006-03-04T00:36:12Z Habobi http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#8fa2703e-2816-478f-acb5-76e104568472 2006-03-02T20:50:03Z 2006-03-02T20:50:03Z

"I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure..." Oh what a charmer he is.

Habobi 2006-03-02T20:50:03Z $item.owner.firstName http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7a3b2427-ade0-4e87-b456-3d80c46c4738 2006-02-21T13:14:57Z 2006-02-21T13:14:57Z

Kif reminds me a lot of me when I had a similarly pompous & oblivious asshole for a boss.

$item.owner.firstName 2006-02-21T13:14:57Z Edward http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#69cebe24-bb9f-456e-9cad-277788520d9e 2006-02-21T12:59:35Z 2006-02-21T12:59:35Z

Kif's sigh is ALWAYS the best part.

Edward 2006-02-21T12:59:35Z Ray http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#79b5df59-848a-4269-a27f-c73a31a5cc8a 2006-02-21T07:40:05Z 2006-02-21T07:40:05Z

"Brannigan's law is a lot like brannigans love, Hard and fast" Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson." Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?" Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia." (the best part is Kif's sigh... *G*)

Ray 2006-02-21T07:40:05Z Jeff http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#5bb23f25-5b67-4f7f-b83b-d79e11000b3c 2006-02-21T07:14:42Z 2006-02-21T07:14:42Z

I just watched the Titanic episode, and two quotes had me rolling... again! "She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!" -walking up to Leela and Fry kissing- "Leela, perhaps this is an ackward time, but if things don't work out with this pipsqueak here, I want you to know that I'll be there to score you on the rebound."

Jeff 2006-02-21T07:14:42Z Grey http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#49762705-07fb-478b-ba24-cf0aa57a028b 2006-02-16T13:11:18Z 2006-02-16T13:11:18Z

<<< "Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?" >>> Leela: "I didn't know you were such a coin-a-suir."

Grey 2006-02-16T13:11:18Z Edward http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7560ce5d-d5b6-4b80-9a0d-fc2defc87732 2006-02-15T21:55:42Z 2006-02-15T21:55:27Z

That's it -- I'm putting a sign on the bedroom door labelling it "The Lovenasium".

Edward 2006-02-15T21:55:27Z DCreader http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#30dd9a88-05a5-420a-b9b5-2fc24fc3a4df 2006-02-15T21:48:42Z 2006-02-15T21:48:42Z

I admit I've quoted Zap and referred to my bedroom "... or as I like to call it, the Lovenasium." It worked better for Zap.

DCreader 2006-02-15T21:48:42Z Josh http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#791409fa-2a83-419d-a888-2a8340f792f2 2006-02-15T04:16:26Z 2006-02-15T04:16:26Z

I saw a conversation heart candy today that simply said "hello". My first thought was of the guys on the neutral planet. "If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello. "

Josh 2006-02-15T04:16:26Z alphawhun http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4454fbac-8b6f-4709-a827-d7006f8affb6 2006-02-14T06:35:26Z 2006-02-14T06:35:26Z

"I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service" from amazon women in the mood when talking about basketball "Stop, you're killing me. <THUD> STOP! You're KILLING me!" "she's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!" "you're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!" "Fly the white flag of war" I think that sums up my favs.

alphawhun 2006-02-14T06:35:26Z RAB http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#18e9dea3-9889-4471-a6fe-81c040417154 2006-02-12T06:13:37Z 2006-02-12T06:13:37Z

"I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!" This has seemed a very apt quote on many occasions over the past few years...

RAB 2006-02-12T06:13:37Z Jeff http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9b637aa6-cd7d-40a3-8a8b-20ceefee5a9e 2006-02-12T04:26:56Z 2006-02-12T04:26:56Z

"Lower...lower...lower...TO LOW!...lower" In the shower with kif.

Jeff 2006-02-12T04:26:56Z Jeff http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#4d99d650-3b98-47dc-b86f-5e70140afcf8 2006-02-12T04:25:47Z 2006-02-12T04:25:47Z

"Kif! Show them the medal I won."

Jeff 2006-02-12T04:25:47Z Willie http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#7cc36706-a57f-4c4d-ad0d-88d511d1f93e 2006-02-12T04:23:03Z 2006-02-12T04:23:03Z

"It's an emergency, sir." "Come back when it's a catastrophe!" *CRASH* "Ohhh very well."

Willie 2006-02-12T04:23:03Z Hernari http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#cdbf17de-7fb3-4517-adf1-810ede95ac17 2006-02-11T23:03:38Z 2006-02-11T23:03:38Z

From the episode Put your head on my shoulder: Zapp to his date: "But baby, you never showed me your surprise!”

Hernari 2006-02-11T23:03:38Z Tri http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#1bd3946b-7ac0-46eb-b03f-050e57c57b36 2005-07-08T15:51:33Z 2005-07-08T15:51:33Z

that's a great one - always good when he brings in Kif for some strange request like... "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors... kif, we have a conundrum. get me some paper, a rock and some scissors."

Tri 2005-07-08T15:51:33Z sponge http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#638f7fd9-f284-4bdc-861d-960aca7abf46 2005-07-08T08:59:16Z 2005-07-08T08:59:16Z

oh - and this bit always gets me... Zapp: Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular. Kif: What shall I do with your Jergens, sir? Zapp: Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.

sponge 2005-07-08T08:59:16Z sponge http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f4c1e75a-48a9-4228-a86f-fff065ffe61e 2005-07-08T08:56:27Z 2005-07-08T08:56:27Z

dammit Tri! you stole my favorite one! well, a close second is then "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in." from the same episode...

sponge 2005-07-08T08:56:27Z Tri http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#f10bc352-e1bc-46e2-a643-f76ba495e666 2005-07-07T15:35:21Z 2005-07-07T15:35:21Z

"I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service."

Tri 2005-07-07T15:35:21Z mike http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#9644013f-f0d5-4b6c-b754-11d71710d956 2005-07-07T03:24:25Z 2005-07-07T03:24:25Z

"I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.

mike 2005-07-07T03:24:25Z davey http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#66cd11e1-e8fb-46b7-bdfe-826d146dd894 2005-07-06T16:58:44Z 2005-07-06T16:58:44Z

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

davey 2005-07-06T16:58:44Z Tri http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0a77ebff-1489-4969-b81a-8dc4c6fef630 2005-07-05T18:59:26Z 2005-07-05T18:59:26Z

"I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies." "That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality." "Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?"

Tri 2005-07-05T18:59:26Z Cam http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#de2e1b48-11a4-4c2c-acec-310b89e6716d 2005-07-04T06:04:14Z 2005-07-04T06:04:14Z

"Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something."

Cam 2005-07-04T06:04:14Z Kerzo http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#bbe02b23-9602-4aa8-87b1-36713794b4d8 2005-07-04T05:23:55Z 2005-07-04T05:23:55Z

"You disgust me....go on" "Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!" "Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!"

Kerzo 2005-07-04T05:23:55Z $item.owner.firstName http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#0ae12f98-001c-46f6-a5bd-127508dda6e1 2005-07-03T06:09:37Z 2005-07-03T06:09:37Z

My all-time fave is.... "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

$item.owner.firstName 2005-07-03T06:09:37Z Glenn http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#ef6214d2-6b01-4c82-84e0-ea8337c7bfc4 2005-07-02T11:21:09Z 2005-07-02T11:21:09Z

Sex-lexia? I guess so. *Hee Hee Hee Hee!* (says I, in a Bender-like giggle) Either that, or Leela had a problem he deemed 'sexy'.

Glenn 2005-07-02T11:21:09Z Leanne http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#eaaac522-e77d-4142-b484-b90d02979485 2005-07-02T11:06:57Z 2005-07-02T11:06:57Z

i always thought it was "made it" Did you mean his very sexy learning disorder, sex-lexia? hahaha

Leanne 2005-07-02T11:06:57Z Glenn http://futurama.tribe.net/thread/049dd1f9-b39f-4d6e-a616-135c97c0ce69#fc64090f-2ea9-4844-9340-0884cad65e1e 2005-07-02T10:21:15Z 2005-07-02T10:21:15Z

I love the voice Billy West uses for this big lug. The clueless arrogance, oily pseudo-charm, and the witless, remorseless bungling come shining through. It's damn-near perfect. Billy's the best. "Kif, I've made it (or was it 'mated'?) with a woman!" "I have a very...sexy...problem..."

Glenn 2005-07-02T10:21:15Z