Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

topic posted Sat, July 2, 2005 - 3:21 AM by  Glenn
I love the voice Billy West uses for this big lug. The clueless arrogance, oily pseudo-charm, and the witless, remorseless bungling come shining through. It's damn-near perfect. Billy's the best.

"Kif, I've made it (or was it 'mated'?) with a woman!"

"I have a"
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    Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

    Sat, July 2, 2005 - 11:09 PM
    My all-time fave is....

    "If we can hit that bull's-eye,
    the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.
    • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

      Fri, March 9, 2007 - 3:11 AM
      My favorite quote by zap , bar none, just has to be in 'Kif gets knocked up a notch'.

      ATTILA THE HUN: Wait! don't shoot fire stick in space kanoe! cause explosive decompression!

      ZAP: Spare me your space-age techno-babble Attila the Hun

      Makes me giggle everytime i hear it!!
  • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

    Sun, July 3, 2005 - 10:23 PM
    "You disgust me....go on"

    "Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!"

    "Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!"
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    Fri, June 15, 2007 - 12:43 AM
    [Scene: Wheel Room. Comets are zooming around all over the place outside the ship.]

    Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
    Zapp: No.
    Kif: Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
    Zapp: Kif old friend I don't know which disgusts me more. Your cowardice or your stupidity! We'll simply set a new course for that empty region over there. Near that black-ish hole-ish thing.
  • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

    Tue, August 7, 2007 - 8:53 AM
    A friend wanted me to put this one up:

    "Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious."
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      Wed, August 15, 2007 - 1:18 PM
      How did I defeat the killbots, simple, I sent wave after wave of my own men knowing full well that eventually the killbots would reach there kill limit and shut down.


      Lela, could you ask a bit more sexfully
      • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

        Wed, August 15, 2007 - 4:05 PM
        Zap: One day a man has everything.
        The next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station,
        and the next day he has nothing.
        It makes you think.

        Kiff: No, it doesn't.

        love all-ways,
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    Fri, August 31, 2007 - 9:06 PM
    "Let fly the white flag of war"

    "and that Kif is why you'll never be captain"

    "its real velour"

    "they call me The Velour Fog"

    "ahh pre-war scotch"

    "it was simply a matter of outsmarting i sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed."

    "anyways it was mostly kiffs fault"

    The Zapper is without a doubt my favorite cartoon character of all time. so much that i sometimes refer to myself in the third person as "The Velour Fog"
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    Fri, December 21, 2007 - 9:06 AM
    You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
    • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

      Wed, January 23, 2008 - 8:35 PM
      Fry: Uhh, just so we know: who‘s the enemy?”

      Brannigan: “A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!”
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        Wed, January 23, 2008 - 8:50 PM
        Couldn't resist posting one more :P

        Zapp: "So, this Leela, I know she's a very sensuous woman, but what manner of captain is she?"

        Fry: "She's very strict."

        Bender: "And mean."

        Z: "I see, does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?"

        F: "No, she just makes us do work and stuff."

        Z: "Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy, let me go in your place. I won't have my comrades harmed."
  • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

    Mon, March 24, 2008 - 9:37 PM
    top 3
    " Kiff I m heading to the restroom, and I ll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you re crying like a woman "

    " May I say you are the most amazing trio of gigantic ladies I ve ever seen... "

    " Yes!! it was in all the papers! "
    • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

      Tue, April 1, 2008 - 8:26 AM
      Zapp:" Hmm, 198 billion babies in a few weeks, we'll need an army of super virile men scoring round the clock! I'll do my part, Kif, clear my schedule"

      Kif:" Argh" (shakes Etch-A-Sketch)
  • Re: Favorite Zap Brannigan Quotes

    Tue, June 24, 2008 - 3:42 AM
    He's got some of the best lines in the show but my favourites are:

    "She looks like a steak house but she handles like a bistro"


    "April thirteenth…point two. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question"!

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